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21st Century Beauty Queen

This drawing would be the continuation, or the next step, of the Creation of “Beauty”. The transformation from a female to a balloon-headed shell of a human being is complete.

The guaranteed-success-recipe to becoming what is widely considered a beauty queen is simple,
as outlined below the drawing, in the handy step-by-step guide.

21 Century Beauty Queen

A step by step guide

  1. Decide to be loved for everything you are not.
  2. Decide that attention is more important than happiness.
  3. Choose to not think.
  4. Instead of thinking focus on having the latest gadgets.
  5. Starve yourself to almost death.
  6. Once you are skin&bones get breast implants with the occasional mastopexy (breast lift).
  7. Wear extremely high heals that make it difficult to walk & create lasting physical problems.
  8. Wear tight or very little clothing.
  9. Wear G-string underwear and insist that it’s comfortable.
  10. Make sure at least a piece of your underwear shows at (almost) all times.

If the guaranteed-success-recipe didn’t bring the desired results, don’t conclude that you are on the wrong path. Instead invest more into plastic surgery, your hair & nails, and gadgets.